1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby lizard
100-349 followers = lizard
350-500 followers = still a lizard
501-799 followers = mega lizard
800- 4,999 followers = super hella lizard
5000+ followers = GODZILLA
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Why does my school only own one marching baritone? And why does that one baritone look like it was hit by a truck?
That’s a good question. And also how? Do you guys march normal baritones?
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
fuck people just get small pets. kitties wont mock ur anxiety disorder. puppies dont mind if u arent heterosexual. that hamsters not gonna misgender u all that hamster cares about is sunflower seeds and toilet paper tubes and wheels. i love animals.
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
Trusting people is becoming hard
Keeping my grades up is becoming hard
Feeling pretty is becoming hard
Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard
Doing work is becoming hard
Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard
Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it
We live in a world where defining beauty means to have enough makeup on, but not too much or you’ll get called a clown. Where if your shorts are too short you’re a slut, or if your skirt is too long, you’re a prude. Expressing yourself becomes a fight between who you want to please, yourself or the judgmental assholes around you.
The pressures of society have already started affecting those young minds of girls who don’t even know what slut means.
Girls have to think to themselves, ‘Am I presenting myself acceptable enough not to get sexually harassed by the men around me?’ or is my makeup too much or to little. Reasoning believing that the grasp around our necks tightens the more we decide that society is more important than the belief in ourselves. That the path to accepting ourselves is judged on how we should have society believe that we’re ‘okay’
You have to decide that your worth is way more important than the words being spoken about you when you show yourself how you want to be and what makes you happy.
You’re told to be ashamed to be on your period, you’re told to be quiet about your sex life. You’re told that you’re not allowed to sleep around or you’ll be called a whore, but when a man does that he is legend and gets ‘high fives and fist bumps from his friends.
YOU have to know that what you decide to be SHOULD NOT be because someone told you that you are less than what you believe.
You are more than that. You are the reason why someone smiles; you are the reason why your little siblings look up to you. YOU are beauty and you are strength. You are worth more than those insults, you are worth more than the lost friendships, and you are worth more than what you believe. You are worth more than anyone can throw labels on you. You are your own being. You are in control of your happiness; you are in control of your emotions and your body. You do what makes you the happiest you can be. Why? Because why the fuck not?